Monday, April 12, 2010

As i sit in bed i think what would we have to do if the Zombie attack came in the middle of the night. And i don't mean mid war they attack at night because by then we'd be prepared with look outs and night vision lenses and high powered flood lights. I mean the first attack the preliminary strike only a small force somewhere from 3-15 zombies mosie on into a peaceful town slumburing in its ignorance. Then suddenly a moan a break of glass something alerts the people. But of course no ones ready why would anyone be ready. No one actually expected a zombie apocalypse. Maybe in this small town there will be one gun or maybe two and they might not be in service, loaded, or accesible, so you run out with whatever you can grab at a moments notice. First things first are you dressed, if not try and throw on a pair of jeans and a sweatshirt as quickly as possible the thick layers of the sweatshirt and the tough denim might save your life in a fight and the warmth will definitely save you from the cold. Then a weapon if you lack any hunting gear or self defense rifles then the best place to go would be wherever you keep your tools. Get to wherever it is if its a garage keep the door closed if its a shed shut the door as soon as you get in there then search. most importantly is the power it needs to be able to deliver a killing swing quickly and easily while keeping you at a distance the best weapons would be a light 8 pound sledgehammer or if your lucky enough to have one an axe. I dont mean a little hatchet thats one foot long i mean a real wood axe with a good three feet of length and terrifying cleaving power this would be your ideal weapon to stop a zombie. If neither of these options is there a crowbar will do fine but you'll need to get in close and if all these options fail your most dangerous choice will be a bullpen hammer or a lead pipe. Now where would you go how would you fight them the normal human instinct would be to rush out and try to take them by surprise but you must quell that instinct and realize something that most stupid humans will not... YOU CANNOT SURPRISE A ZOMBIE. The safest place to get is a narrow area where they can only come at you one or two at a time, a narrow dead end alley would be best just make sure you have enough room to get full motion with your weapon. Now make as much noise as possible to attract them to you and prepare swing as if your life depends on it...It Does.

Stay Safe and Keep Reading and Prepare for Z day

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