Monday, April 12, 2010

Zombie Laws

Chainsaws. At first glance the greatest mechanical zombie repellant that man could thing of the loud roar of the power engine a great ego boost and the spinning blade to protect you from any living dead that come your way. But think about it how much does a chainsaw way with gasoline and all 20-25 pounds maybe more thats heavy your not mobile you cant travel with that, and even if you could you would still need to have extra gasoline. So even if it is powerful enough you would still be stuck in one place. Then theres the loud roar of the chainsaw engine think of it the engine will just attract more zombies to you when you fight zombies you want silence and accuracy you don't want to be that close to a zombie if you get that close while your trying to kill one your going to get bit by another one then its game over. That brings me to the zombie rules exactly what you need to know to survive when the zombie apocalypse comes.

1) Be Prepared. This cannot be stressed enough when the zombies come you won't have time to get your things prepared they have to be there already.

2) Stay Fit. When your fighting zombies your going to have to call on every last store of endurance that you have make sure that you stay fit.

3) Stealth is Better then Strength. Its much better to take a Sniper Rifle from a high view point and silently dispatch the zombies then to run in with a loud rifle that will alert everyone to where you are, hand to hand weapons while silent bring you to close silencers are a must for whatever firearm you use and its much better to use silence and stealth then loudness.

4) Be careful. Paranoia is your new best friend


Stay safe and keep reading and prepare for Z Day

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